Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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