Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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