She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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