i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
