If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
pray to the hookup gods
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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