I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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