Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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