"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Too much gin, very little bucket
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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