I'm lost and stupid without you.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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