i jhust puked up my retainher.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
do herpes really smell.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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