Dual....:-)
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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