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(313): View more from Michigan

Kiss

(1-313): View more from Michigan

Puke

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I thought you said his peep was too small

(1-505): View more from New Mexico

it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England

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(813): View more from Florida

Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.

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(516): View more from New York

please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.

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(956): View more from Texas

Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.

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(845): View more from New York

I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding

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