like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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