yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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