So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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