Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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