no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I need moral support for this bender
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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