Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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