just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there was a trapeze. enough said
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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