I have demons in me.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The feeling are messing with the penis
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
