This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I bet he comes in French.
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Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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