I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
