why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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