is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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