yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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