Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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