all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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