and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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