If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Barsexuality is the new black.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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