Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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