I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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