NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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