It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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