Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
