Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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