wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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