Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
