Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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