wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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