O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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