actually, I'm a sock model
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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