this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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