I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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