my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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