someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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