her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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