very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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