im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
