Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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