clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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