Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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