hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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