the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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