hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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