Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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