This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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