He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
i've created a new STD.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Randomize
