They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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