don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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